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A New Euphemism for Crazy People

I’ve grown tired of the same old euphemisms for crazy people.*  Especially considering I doubt your average American knows how many bricks are in a full load, so recognizing that someone is a “few bricks short” doesn’t even seem plausible! So with out further ado, I submit to you my…

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No Shave November Day 30
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Tales from No Shave November

It does not take much to realize that these pictures (taken yesterday) are very different from my normal dashing good looks and clean shaven head. Not that the mountain man look isn’t growing on me (pun intended!) While it looks like I’ve been a contestant on Survivor, spending the last…

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DirecTV commerical
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My DirecTV Commercial

I’m sure you’ve seen those DirecTV commercial about stray animals.  If you have DirecTV I know you’ve seen them.    Here’s the script for the next DirecTV commercial, which also pretty much sums up my day!

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The Truth About Fireworks Laws in Florida

Sitting at home last night, on Fourth of July eve, I heard coming from outside the concussive sound of round after round of fireworks going off in our neighborhood.  These are exciting sounds: the shrill whistle and pop of the bottle rockets, the sizzle of a small shower of sparks…

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