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My DirecTV Commercial

I’m sure you’ve seen those DirecTV commercial about stray animals.  If you have DirecTV I know you’ve seen them.    Here’s the script for the next DirecTV commercial, which also pretty much sums up my day!DirecTV commerical

When you forget to duck exiting replica pioneer homes you hit your head hard.  When you hit your head hard you get a massive headache. When you get a massive headache you don’t go to work. When you don’t go to work you don’t get stuff done. When you don’t get stuff done you have to stay late at work to get stuff done. When you stay at work late to get stuff done you wait to eat till after 8 o’clock. Don’t wait to eat till after 8 o’clock. Duck your head when exiting replica pioneer homes!