Ever wondered what happened to the stars of yesteryear? Apparently Eddie from Rocky Horror Picture Show….
….is doing vasectomy reversals in Florida.
Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me at all!
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Farmers Only: Targeted Marketing Gone Too Far?
In marketing you always want to target your messages to your target market. Mission accomplished!
The Day of Reckoning
The day is finally here and now I’m anxiously waiting for the hour to arrive when I learn my fate! Most people dread this day (and I’m not talking about tax day) but I not me! I’ve been counting down, much like a child anxiously counts down till Christmas. Hopefully what awaits me tonight isn’t as disappointing as the pair of dress sock, shampoo (believe it or not) and that tube of Pepsodent toothpaste I got for Christmas each year from my grandmother!
What am I so excited about, you ask? (Go ahead — I’ll wait while you ask)!
Tonight is the night I make the call to the county courthouse to find out if I get the privilege of serving my fellow Brevard County residents as a juror!
New Beginnings
Today is a new day. A brand new start. Another chance to set wrongs right, to be victorious, to stand over your enemy on the field of battle with his severed head in your hands….
Sorry! I didn’t mean to go from Deepak Chopra to Genghis Kahn there! I apologize!
What I meant to say is today is Opening Day for 14 Major League Baseball teams, including the Boston Red Sox who visit the Detroit Tigers today as Jon Lester goes up against Detroit’s Justin Verlander.
Optimism vs. Reality
I’m all for being an optimist, until reality smacks you upside the head!
– Chris LeBrun
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I get it — boat & RV storage! But really? And do they need two signs?
This is ever the worst ad campaign or the best ever! One thing’s for sure, I do remember their signs!
Fishing Pics
Spent the morning on the water to celebrate my birthday. Not bad for my first time fishing for snapper. Can you say sushi!
Gas Station Pharmacy
I’ve seen lots of things connected to gas stations: fast food, ice cream, local souvenirs, & sit down restaurants. But this was a first!
Cause I know I sure feel comfortable letting the same tatted-out, toothless, high school drop out that’s slinging Slurpees and beef jerky also fill my prescription for Amoxicillin and Zoloft!
It’s Not Just Another Jackpot
Someone is waking up this morning with a brand new life!
A winning ticket was sold in Baltimore County, Maryland in Friday’s record-breaking $640 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot. California lottery officials are reporting that 29 tickets were sold in that state matching 5 of the 6 numbers, but payouts of those should be less than $150,000 each; not nearly enough to ruin the day of the winner in Maryland!
So you just won the lottery, now what? If you’re smart, the first thing you do is hire a tax attorney and an accountant and let them handle the whole process. And for Pete’s sake, keep your mouth shut! If you think half a billion dollars will change your life, try telling someone about it and see how it REALLY changes your life!
On the Subject of My Birth
A couple months ago I was talking with my wife and the subject of our age came up. My wife mentioned that she was going to be @#%! years old this year, which took me by surprise because I didn’t think she was going to be @#%! until next year. (PRO TIP: If you’re going to get a woman’s age wrong, be on the younger side of her age!)
After accusing me of trying to get brownie points (I wasn’t) she asked how that worked since I was going to be 37 in March. I laughed and told her that I was already 37. As I was shaking my head, trying to figure out what she was thinking, she said to me, “No you’re not, you’re 36!”
And I realized I was!
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