Much like the warnings on TV commercials for prescription medicine (you may experience paralysis, loss of limbs, vision impairment, loss of libido, and other life-altering symptoms to cure that minor rash that will go away on its own it 36 hrs) I love the signs outside of carnival rides, warning of danger for a whole variety of individuals suffering from back problems, height-deficiency, and hangnails!
Here is a sign I saw at Chicago’s Lego Discovery Centre warning a certain group of people not to ride the spinny thing.
Don't ride if you've got a blockhead in the oven
